{"product_id":"positive-dumpster-fire-jar-60-funny-coworker-gift-affirmation-cards-color-positive-dumpster","title":"Positive Dumpster Fire Jar, 60 Funny Coworker Gift Affirmation Cards - color: Positive Dumpster","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAbout this item\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60 FUNNY AFFIRMATION CARDS IN A DUMPSTER FIRE JAR - Each card names the mess on the front and answers it on the back. Positive affirmation cards for the coworker whose week went sideways, printed both sides, sixty different lines, no repeats and no filler.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA FUNNY OFFICE GIFT THAT IS NOT JUST A JOKE - The dumpster fire gets the laugh the second they open it. Then they read the cards and realize you actually meant it. One of the few funny office gifts that stays on the desk long after the laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGOODBYE GIFTS FOR COWORKERS LEAVING - Coworker quitting, laid off, or escaping to something better? Sorry you are leaving this dumpster fire is the farewell card that writes itself. Also lands as a going away gift, a new job gift, or a boss who has earned a laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDUMPSTER FIRE DESK ACCESSORIES THAT GET USED - It sits on a desk or shelf as funny office decor, and a fresh card each morning turns everything is on fire into something you can grin at. Pull one, read it, put it back. No app, no batteries, no assembly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSOFT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HELP - The jar is the joke. The cards are not. No swearing, nothing that turns into an HR conversation. Safe as desk gifts for coworkers, team gifts, funny work gifts for a manager or work bestie, and fine to open in front of the whole office.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DEARMINE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49719556669667,"sku":"B0F8VVLWR7-color-positive-dumpster","price":24.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/5544\/0355\/files\/51MqbCYrqGL.jpg?v=1789137329","url":"https:\/\/maternelle.us\/products\/positive-dumpster-fire-jar-60-funny-coworker-gift-affirmation-cards-color-positive-dumpster","provider":"Maternelle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}